What the hell is a MeMe anyway???

Well, whatever it is, Katie asked me to do it, and since she gave me some Dark Chocolate Twix, I don't have the balls to tell her no....so here's the deal...pick five from this list and answer them then tag three of your blogging buddies to do it, too.

If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an inn-keeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a llama-rider...
If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be an astronaut...
If I could be a world famous blogger...
If I could be a justice on any one court in the world...
If I could be married to any current famous political figure...

If I could be a musician... I'd be a world-reknown opera singer and win all sorts of awards.
If I could be a doctor... I'd be a neonatologist and save premature babies.
If I could be a chef... I would be a bakery chef and the world would be covered in the best damn cookies ever.
If I could be a psychologist... I would delve into why I'm as fucked up as I am.
If I could be a llama-rider... I would have so much fucking fun, and my llama would look just like Tina.

OK, now that everyone's asleep at their keyboards, I tag Hammer, Gina, and Alaina to do this, too! (And all of those found on my blogroll list!)