You're Just Jealous.....

I know you are. While you are doing whatever you are doing today, I'm sure you are not having as much fun as I am.....

You know that you would love to clean up the puke of two two year olds. You know that you would love to sleep on a sofa that has uneven cushions and not get a full night's sleep. You know that you would love to change your clothing more times than should be necessary because your wonderful, yet disgusting daughter has thrown up on you....again.

I know you envy me and wish that you could trade places. In fact, for this limited time, I will award the first person who wants it a day in the life of the Zookeeper......Come on, don't be shy. Step right up here....




..........yeah, I didn't think so.