Life as a reformed Zookeeper. Now living a life as a working mother who dabbles in karate, scrapbooking, and Coors Light!

Tuesday, June 08, 2004

upon logging in today, i realized that i've hit 100 posts! funny how something like that will make you giggle a bit.

anyway....on to the day.....i have to say that i've had better ones....in the past, i've been known for complaining a lot, not that i've never had anything to complain about. life just sucks sometimes. but i do need to complain now, so that maybe i'll feel better about it. and it's my blog, anyway, right?! LOL

this morning was pretty crappy. first...i'm a few pounds heavier on top than i used to be (not such a bad thing most of the time..until swim suit tops are too small!), and still no slimmer on bottom (lovely little children....that is some curse of motherhood, eh?). hence, NONE of my swimsuits (only one of which is newer than five to nine (gulp!) years old) looks even remotely close to something i would want anyone seeing me in....AND.....who was the sad mofo who decided that we must shave the pubes? i'd like to kick his sorry ass! so....that started the day off just peachy.

second....gage....he's two....i don't really need to go any further, but the little man lost his sandals right before we decided to leave the house for the sprinkler park. took ten minutes before collin finally found them....grrrrrr.

third....the friend who was supposed to direct me to said sprinkler park listened to aaron when he told her falsely that i knew where i was going.

fourth...backing up to before the sad swimsuit selection, there was no milk or pop-tarts in the house this morning...so no breakfast for miss steph until she got to mcdonalds'. i buy the super size diet coke and two cinnamon rolls...nothing bad happens and the cinnamon rolls lie nicely in my stomach when the friend decides to sit right by my drink and knock it off the wall on which it sat, drenching my ONLY shorts with HALF my diet coke.

fifth...i come home to aaron, who makes fun of me and is mad that i'm in such a shitty mood.

sixth...erin, my lovely little princess, pees all over the bathroom floor while i'm preparing to give the younger three a bath to knock off some of the icky sprinkler park water.

ok....off to read some harry potter to collin before i spontaneously combust.....ok..i suppose it wouldn't be spontaneous, as i've been boiling and heating up all damn day....but i'll explode, i swear! LOL

so....here's hoping that the afternoon holds better things for miss steph.....crossing my fingers, throwing salt over my shoulder, grabbing the rabbit's foot....

6 Comments:

Blogger ~Shez~ said...

Oh, I have so had days like that. You need a nice relaxing bubble bath and some "me" time. Not that it's likely to happen any time in the next 18 years (lol) but it's a nice thought.
And I wish I had your "up there" problem - mine disappeared right down to an A cup when I stopped breasfeeding. Very depressing. All my bras are padded.... bet you didn't need all that info - LOL

1:52 PM

 
Blogger ~Shez~ said...

Oh, PS: Congrats on your 100!

1:52 PM

 
Blogger a very tired mommy said...

oh...don't worry...once i stop breastfeeding, who knows what size they'll be?? and....they'll be down to my knees!

you wanna buy stock in wonderbra with me? hehe

3:10 PM

 
Blogger Chris said...

Sorry about the day from hell. :o( LMAO over the sad mofo though...;)

8:19 PM

 
Blogger Chris said...

Sorry about the day from hell. :o( LMAO over the sad mofo though...;)

8:19 PM

 
Blogger a very tired mommy said...

thanks...it got much better after i took a cat nap! :)

and i still wanna know who thought hairless was beautiful....grrrrr

12:41 PM

 

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