Life as a reformed Zookeeper. Now living a life as a working mother who dabbles in karate, scrapbooking, and Coors Light!

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

A Woman With Many Hats....

.... so tonight, I became a __________________________.

fill in the blanks. go ahead. guess.

6 Comments:

Blogger nain said...

circus woman? a doctor? Did you become a mime? Or a magician?

Shit, please tell me it's not stripper... j/k :-)

9:09 PM

 
Anonymous Judy said...

Cub scout leader? Although I called the Hesters and they were home, so I am thinking tonight was not a meeting night.

Strippers make better money. You can even find your stripper name online, but I forget, it's something like your childhood pet's name and the street you lived on. That would make me Flip Farrington. Maybe I should change that to Flipper and have some tassels to wear....

My news of the day is that I took two airsoft guns from neighborhood bulies and kept them with the admonishment that if their dad wanted them back, he could come and talk to me. Don't point guns and my kid and threaten to shoot, I will hunt you down and un arm you. So, I have been a busy woman today, though the dad must have been too scared to come and see me, cause I didn't get a visit from him. Be fraid of me, you sickos out there, be very afraid. I know where you live.

9:57 PM

 
Blogger Auntie said...

A private dancer, a dancer for money?

Well the men come in these places
And the men are all the same
You dont look at their faces
And you dont ask their names
You dont think of them as human
You dont think of them at all
You keep your mind on the money
Keeping your eyes on the wall

8:23 AM

 
Blogger nain said...

ok, so I give...what did you become?

btw, thanks for the text message...this is a hard week at work b/c of the funeral being this week for my boss's girlfriend...but it's almost over! Is it Friday yet?

9:11 AM

 
Anonymous Judy said...

Why does Auntie know the lyrics to a naughty song? i don't know the song, do you?

2:34 PM

 
Blogger Chipshaker said...

...cider drinker
I drinks it all of the day
I am a cider drinker
It soothes all me troubles away
Ooh aargh ooh argh aay

10:09 PM

 

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