Life as a reformed Zookeeper. Now living a life as a working mother who dabbles in karate, scrapbooking, and Coors Light!

Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Nay... This One's For You....

...and this may or may not be one of those "you had to be there" stories. But I think it's funny nonetheless and shall go down in history as one of the biggest laughs of my life. I went to lunch with Judy and Rebecca today when the subject of Twilight came up. Rebecca told us that one of her colleagues and good friends went to the movie five times. To which, I, of course, groan, not having liked the movie. At. All. She went on to tell us how said friend thought the lead actor was cute. To which I replied, "Gick, that movie was awful. And that guy sucks as an actor." Judy's eyes got terribly wide and she looks at me, nearly choking on her food. "Did you just say he sucks his own nectar?" After about falling over in my chair, I told her, no, the guy sucks as an ACTOR. And after that, we cried, we were laughing so hard.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Drink the nectar of the Divine Name, O human! Drink the nectar of the Divine Name!
Leave the bad company, always sit among righteous company. Hearken to the mention of God (for your own sake).
Concupiscence, anger, pride, greed, attachment: wash these out of your consciousness.
Mira's Lord is the Mountain-Holder, the suave lover. Soak yourself in the dye of His colour.

-- Mirabai

6:47 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awsome. So wish I could have been there to hear that one first hand. My biggest discussion topic of the day was "strap ons". In reference to flow meters of course, get your head of the gutter already. geesh. :)


7:06 PM

Blogger Judy in Indiana said...

Is a flow meter at the end of the strap on? They sound like they could go together to me.

7:20 PM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hilarious people! Thanks for the laugh!


8:08 PM


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