Life as a reformed Zookeeper. Now living a life as a working mother who dabbles in karate, scrapbooking, and Coors Light!

Friday, March 09, 2007

"If You Build It, They Will Come"

...so they're going to make the road adjacent to my lot a four lane road with a median. Hence, my trees that buffer me from the visual of the road, and make it comfy for me to walk around in my room naked to retrieve clothing after a shower, will likely be torn down. Additionally, the houses at the entrance to my neighborhood will literally be sitting on the road. How unsafe is that? How asthetically pleasing for those houses?

...I have already started getting a name for myself around my community. But, you can bet your ass that my ass is going to be at the next town council meeting, along with my next door neighbor, who will be arguing our case with me.

...What pisses me off to no end is that they're telling us that the road won't be designed to invite more traffic on our road. I would like to see the auditable traffic studies of similar roads in our community with before and after details on when they became four lane roads. You can bet your bippy that I utilize these roads on a daily basis, along with most people who work where I work and live where I live.

...Is anyone seeing a buddy career in politics for me? tee hee

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't know about a carrer in politics but I do see a jail sentence for civil disobedience in your future. Don't worry, though, when you chain your ass to the trees before they cut them down, I'll be chained right next to ya!

3:03 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yuck

I hate traffic!

4:52 PM

 
Blogger Katie said...

Wow, that's insane! I'm with you, they can't chop your trees down!

7:39 PM

 
Blogger Auntie said...

Those SOB! I haven't ever gotten arrested yet, maybe I should also chain myself to those trees! That is so frustrating! YOU GO GIRL!

8:59 PM

 
Blogger Jules said...

A budding career and a need for a lawyer ;) You should look for someone that can help you in exchange for free publicity instead of cash and get an injunction so they can't proceed with the expansion. That'll show them!

7:53 PM

 

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