"If You Build It, They Will Come"

...so they're going to make the road adjacent to my lot a four lane road with a median. Hence, my trees that buffer me from the visual of the road, and make it comfy for me to walk around in my room naked to retrieve clothing after a shower, will likely be torn down. Additionally, the houses at the entrance to my neighborhood will literally be sitting on the road. How unsafe is that? How asthetically pleasing for those houses?

...I have already started getting a name for myself around my community. But, you can bet your ass that my ass is going to be at the next town council meeting, along with my next door neighbor, who will be arguing our case with me.

...What pisses me off to no end is that they're telling us that the road won't be designed to invite more traffic on our road. I would like to see the auditable traffic studies of similar roads in our community with before and after details on when they became four lane roads. You can bet your bippy that I utilize these roads on a daily basis, along with most people who work where I work and live where I live.

...Is anyone seeing a buddy career in politics for me? tee hee