Life as a reformed Zookeeper. Now living a life as a working mother who dabbles in karate, scrapbooking, and Coors Light!

Wednesday, December 29, 2004

i made a most horrible discovery today. as i was executing proper hygiene after defication this afternoon, i looked up to spy WRINKLES under my occular cavities.

yes, folks....i've wrinkles.

my fat ass is surely going to get up off this chair and hit wal-mart tonight for some miracle cream.


Blogger InnocentBystander said...

HAPPY NEW YEAR! I'm sure more than wrinkles are to follow... :o)

5:40 PM


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