Tales of Office Monkey Woe....

....well, there is only one. I go to Big Office Supply Retail Chain to order business cards. Not knowing that the reliable help wasn't to be found, I placed an order for six boxes of business cards, all the while telling him to use the old order as a template. I had ordered eight boxes from them previously, and was pleased with the results. Well, I get them back today, and didn't look closely enough at them, as when I proudly displayed them for one of my many bosses to see, we discovered that they were the wrong bloody color! I was so intent on getting my locking filing cabinet (to house all my coveted office supplies and purse), that I didn't notice the shade of the cards. That was the only thing that was wrong with them, too. Fucking Big Office Supply Retail Chain.