in my infinite wisdom (aaron would say psychosis), i decided to put vaseline in Erin's hair tonight before supper, in anticipation of giving her a bath tonight. You see, she has the world's driest scalp. It's so dry, in fact, that she has little patches that look bald. It reminds me of when my mom's dogs would have the mange. Not that it's that gross, but my mind inflated her dry scalp to that. So, i slathered her roots with vaseline. After supper, I took Erin and Griffin to the tub, and washed her poor little medusa-locks twice with baby shampoo, thinking that this would remove the grease.

Unfortunately, two times was not enough......


..............fried chicken, anyone?